Well after watching the guys on survivor come up with their new strategy, to give away immunity and vote off someone from their tribe a few things came to mind.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat
He’s not wrapped too tight.
Some people fish in the Sea of Life without bait.
He’d have to get smarter… just to be stupid.
Dumber than a sack full of hammers.
He’s gotta whole head full of simple.
Someone blew out his pilot light.
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
head whistles in a cross wind.
dumber than a mud fence.
If he was twice as smart, you would be a half-wit.
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.
Dumber than a stump
I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.
He took an IQ test and the results were negative.
He’s not the fastest hamster on the wheel.
He’s depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
He donated his brains to science before he was done with them.
He got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn’t looking.
the I.Q. of mud
*shrugs* I call them like I see them. lol.. and I sure saw them. I am sure that they have a game plan not yet revealed. *rolls my eyes*