Things that make you go hmmmm

Happy Sunday!

As I am probably watching a quiet lake right now, here are some things to tickle your head. I like tickling heads. *grins*

What’s the difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny?

Why do labels on children’s medacine say not to drive or operate heavy machinery?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Why does lemon dishsoap contain real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?

If the professor on Giligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why couldn’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people never say “it’s only a game” when they’re winning?

Since Bugs Bunny walks around naked, why does he put a bathing suit on when he goes swimming?   *giggles lots*

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

My favorite, …what would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

How come there aren’t B batteries?

Why do black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?  oh gawds, it does’t take that long, they get ripped off and thrown across the room, lol.

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes? *nods lots*

Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?   blech

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?  blech again. lol

have a great day everyone!

 

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About sensuousamberville

I am a Practitioner, teacher and student. I think we should always be students, we should keep our minds open, to continue to learn. :-)

5 responses »

  1. Omg…why is thee not “B” batteries!

    And…one of mine is …why is phonetics spelled the way it is spelled?

    Reply
    • I was curious, it seems B batteries were out a long time ago, for some sort of radio with tubes.

      Reply
      • oh…that sort of makes sense…I guess.

        Personally, now that they are not needed for those radio tubes…they should reassign them to a different usable size…perhaps for all batteries that are environmentally friendly! *S* … likes to recycle *S* …thinks the “B” should be recycled too lol

  2. all I can say is hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm .. *hugs*

    Reply

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